Having lived in the provinces for many years, my friend Nikolay considers himself a real country boy. However, his wife Inna likes to tease him about his city habits. Recently, right in front of guests, she said: "You never knew what a cow looked like until you met me!"

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I read a fairy tale to my daughter: "A father had three sons: the eldest was a smart guy, the middle son was so-so, and the youngest was a complete fool..."

- Mom, was their father sick or something?

- What makes you think that?

- And did it get worse and worse each time?

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A girl sends a text message to her boyfriend:

"Come to my place today! Dad won't bother us. He hurt his leg and is lying in bed." Answer: "You know, I'd love to, but the place where your dad hurt his leg really hurts."

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A little girl asked her brother:

- What is love?

- It's when you steal chocolate from my bag every day, and I keep putting it in the same place.

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Once I had a fight with my wife, I didn't want to call her a sheep, so I softened it up.

I said... that she was a ram's wife! And then it dawned on me...

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My boyfriend and I went to the same kindergarten, to the same school, to the same university, anekdotov.net, we lived on the same street. Our grandmothers live literally 5 minutes' walk from each other. We have 6 mutual friends. But we met when we bumped heads on the street while we were walking, both staring at our phones.