JJJ

We had a bad guest in our restaurant, a friend of the director, all his wishes were fulfilled.

He was sitting with the director, eating. The waitress serving them was not the patient type. They brought him cucumbers, peeled from the bottoms. And he:

Why did you cut them off? The bottoms have the most vitamins!

And the waitress with a serious face:

Well, they serve them on a separate dish.
Would you like to eat the bottoms separately?

JJJ

A small grocery store, evening time. A small line, one man's turn is coming. He says to the seller:

I'd like a pike... - he points his finger at the display case - Only you have small ones here, 15-20 centimeters, I'd like bigger...
At this point, an unhealthy gleam appears in the seller's eyes. She pulls the scales out of the corner to the center of the table and goes off somewhere along a curved narrow corridor. Soon the head of the fish appears, the seller puts it on the floor, then starts to lift the tail. He walks through the corner, grunting, and with a completely hellish smile, plops the fish on the scales. Looks at the guy.

He, of course, refused this big guy, but the customers were delighted.

JJJ

A neighbor came to visit us, and I quickly hid the panties from the radiator in the bag for my laptop, and then forgot about them. I went to the institute with the laptop. I take out the charger during the lecture and give it to my friend with a request:

Plug the charger into the socket, please ... - and on the charger are those lacy black panties.
He is perplexed:

- What is this?!

I almost fell, it was just before the whole course! What the ...?!

After that, he trolls me: "Do you have a lacy cloth for your laptop?"