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I promised to go to a concert with my son, so I asked for a day off at my own expense at work, but I didn’t tell any of my colleagues about it. And when someone was filming the concert, my face got into the frame. As my boss later said, 3 people immediately sent him this video with the caption that I was hanging around anywhere during work.

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Once we went to visit friends, they live on the first floor. There is a carpet hanging from the balcony and almost to the ground. I asked, they said it was for the cat, but he leaves to do his cat business, and comes in, climbing on the carpet.

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When I was little, I really wanted to sit in the front of the car, but my dad didn’t allow it, he said that I wasn’t grown up yet. And once my dad said that he would let me sit in the front seat only after I learned the multiplication table, because when the inspector stops the car, the first thing they will ask me is the table from A to Z. I learned it to such an extent that if I asked now,

I wouldn't get it wrong.

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I gave money to a poor old man several times who was rummaging through trash bins near my house. He never asked for anything, I just felt sorry for him. Anyway, I was meeting my future mother-in-law and father-in-law at the train station (this was the moment I met my future wife), then I took them home. We were walking to the entrance, and suddenly this old man jumps out of a trash bin like a jack-in-the-box and, smiling with his whole toothless mouth, shouts to me:

"Hello, son!" My mother-in-law was dumbfounded, of course.

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I'm riding the subway after the dentist. The session was tough, I can't feel my lower jaw. A nice guy is sitting opposite me and looking at me with interest. My sense of self-importance jumped up to the ceiling. A woman comes up and says:

"Girl, are you drooling, is everything okay?" My jaw dropped even further.