I gave away my son's clothes, which he had outgrown, for free on a well-known website. The lady was crying in the messages, asking to give everything to her, because she was lonely, her husband had left her and left her with a child. She felt sorry for me and gave everything to her. Not even an hour had passed, and all my things were already listed on another website for money. This infuriated me so much that I agreed to buy everything with her under my husband's nickname. We made an appointment, I came and with a poker face took everything back from her, naturally, without money.

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Actor Anatoly Adoskin in his youth played with Plyatt in the play "A Glass of Water". The role was very modest, from the series "Dinner is Served". It was necessary to go on stage and announce the appearance of the hero, played by Plyatt: "The Ambassador of the French court, the Marquis de Torcy!" Seeing that the young actor was nervous, Rostislav Yanovich approached him and, like in an old theatrical joke, asked: "Try not to say "posrannik" instead of "posrannik" and "Marxist" instead of "marquis". It is not surprising that Adoskin ended up saying exactly that.

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A friend of mine decided to joke and sent a "useful" piece of advice to a magazine - "don't throw away a weight that you no longer need! Saw it into circles and you will have wonderful coasters for hot pots". Published!

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A physics teacher at the university says:

"Let's consider the most simple everyday situation: two girls swinging on a weightless knitting needle in a vacuum!"

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Mechanics department. There were only two girls in our class out of 150 people, Olya and Sveta.

A physics class is in progress, and the teacher asks Olya:

- Tell me about the polarization of light.

She answers him:

- I'm not Sveta, I'm Olya!