JJJ

If your hands are golden, it doesn't matter where they grow from.

JJJ

Dad, are you sure mom won't find us?
Don't worry, son. We're on the Internet.
JJJ

Do you love me?
Yes.
How?
Like sausages!
Why sausages?
I just love you and that's it!
JJJ

Do you have a dream?
Yes.
What kind?
To find your dream.
JJJ

The ideal man

is the one who understands that there are no ideal men.

JJJ

There was no sign of lunch in the morning.

JJJ

I love you!
Me too.
Me or yourself?
Yourself.
JJJ

Dad, who is a
"genius"?

A person who can work all his life and do nothing.JJJ
The father really wanted his son to continue his business, so he transferred the loan to his son.

JJJ

High demand for artificial intelligence

supported by blondes with artificial charms.

JJJ

I always want to ask my cat

- is the fish on the floor tastier than in a bowl?

JJJ

Hello, Rose! Darling, were we robbed or did you leave me?
Have you watched Lady Gaga's new video?

No, a book is better.
Which book?
Any.
JJJ

After getting to the hospital, Monya immediately got the nickname Somali pirate, because he stole someone else's ship.

JJJ

They say time heals.
Now it's clear why you always have to wait so long in line at the clinic.
JJJ

I carefully consider every purchase I make. First I buy something, and then I think why did I buy it?

JJJ

Dad, am I adopted?
Son, of course not! Do you seriously think that we would choose you?
JJJ

Mark Davidovich, I'm here to ask for your daughter Sofochka's hand in marriage!
Yasha, don't be cunning, take it all already!
JJJ

From the news: "When the city's main sewer pipe burst, our correspondent was the first to find himself in the thick of things."

JJJ

We need to meet.
Why?!
There are problems.
I don't want to eat problems.