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As a child, I thought, "When I'm 30, I'll have a cool job, an apartment, a loved one." The plan is 25% complete - I'm 30.
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Attention! One day left until tomorrow!
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A new book by Dale Carnegie, "How to Get Rid of Friends Made with My Last Book," has been published. Moscow: Psikhizdat, 2011.
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How hard it is to crawl with your head held high!
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A fool wants to seem smart to stand out, a smart man pretends to be a fool so as not to stand out.
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Welcome to the Society of Bores! Get yourself a chair.
Actually, this, as you put it, "chair," has no back, and technically it's a stool.
Looks like we have a new chairman!
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At the medical examination at the military registration and enlistment office, the doctor asks the conscript:
Last name?
Donkeys.
Initials?
I-A.
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- Mistress, I won't eat that!
- Kolya, apot!
And now, please, explain in detail, point by point: why do you consider me a bore?
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Remember, you said that I'm a bore?
I remember.
No, I'm not. Look, I've prepared a list of your shortcomings in alphabetical order.
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Advertisement: A man with refined taste is looking for a girl 92.97 x 61.75 x 93.45. Not a bore!
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Well, are you finally ready? We'll be late!
What a bore you are! I've been telling you for an hour that I'll be ready in two minutes!
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Two models are talking:
Yesterday, Roman Abramovich invited me on a date via the Internet.
Oh, come on!!! And how?
Unfortunately, it turned out that Abramovich...
Cunning? Greedy?
Unfortunately, it turned out that Abramovich is a patronymic...
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Summer is coming. It's time to buy something for active recreation - a hammock or a chaise lounge.
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Before summer, I wanted to lose 10 kilograms. I still have 16 to lose...
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The closer the summer, the harder it is to look girls in the eyes.
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Soon the wars will start again between those who are hot and those who are cold.
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When I was little, I loved summer, when I grew up I realized that summer can be at any time of the year, if only there was money. Now I love money.