- Yeah, I've never seen such impudence. I'll go and have a look!
- What are you doing?
- Looking for happiness.
- In the fridge?
- Where else would it be?!
I noticed that on Saturdays and Sundays, few people write
on social networks. ... It's immediately obvious that people are busy with things, and not sitting at work...
A friend decided to talk about our future.
I spent half an hour talking about teleportation, lasers and force fields.
As it turned out later, I didn't quite understand the question..
Ivan Tsarevich, secretly from the Frog Princess, walked on toads.
The doctors' demonstration ended in failure - the authorities could not read the demands on the posters.
"I am responsible for what I say, but I am not responsible for what you hear."
Decency and honesty are too expensive gifts. And you should not expect them from cheap people.
I went into the kitchen at night to drink water, and my wife was on a diet.
A copper basin factory has closed down its finished products.
In light of recent events, monkeys have begun to deny that they are our ancestors.
My father accidentally swallowed a flash drive. Now his family calls him that - a folder with files.
A thief broke into Adelaida Semyonovna's house at night and took everything: beatings, pain, humiliation.
When you open a bottle of champagne with your teeth, the first thing that comes to mind is the cork.
Sometimes it's good to keep quiet so that you are heard. And disappear so that you are noticed.
You have to stand up for yourself so that you don't have to sit there later.
Dear girls, don't give guys false hope. Don't leave an empty frying pan with the lid on the stove.
- Mom, why do you go to the store so often?
- Son, if you know too much, you'll soon grow old!
- So those who don't study live longer?
- Doctor, I have music playing in my head.
- So what? It's wonderful!
- I don't listen to that kind of music!
We need to explain to the cat that he can't be the master of the house because he's adopted